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Nditangoona ndikusewera Goat Simulator, masewera oyamba openga ambuzi, ndimaganiza kuti ndi nthabwala zopusa. Ndidasiya masewerawo kuti ayandame ndikuzindikiranso miyezi ingapo yapitayo pomwe njira yaulere ya GoatZ idatuluka. Zikuwonekeratu kuti chodabwitsa cha mbuzi chidagwira, kotero opanga adaganiza zowongolera masewerawa mochulukirapo ndikubweretsa kupusa kwakukulu. Iyi ndi njira yatsopano yopulumukira, momwe mumayesera kupulumuka tsiku ndi tsiku.
GoatZ imakutengerani ku mzinda watsopano womwe uli wodzaza ndi Zombies. Mkhalidwe waukulu wa masewerawa ndi mbuzi, yomwe mungathe kuchita nayo pafupifupi chilichonse chimene mukufuna. Mukufuna kuwomberedwa ndi cannon? Osati vuto. Kodi mukumva ngati kutsetsereka kunyanja? Ndi GoatZ mungathe. Kodi mumayesedwa kuphwanya zombo, magalimoto kapena nyumba ndi mutu wanu? Ingoyesani imodzi mwazinthu zomwe zimaperekedwa.
Pali atatu mwa iwo: maphunziro achikhalidwe, njira yopulumuka komanso wamba. Monga momwe dzinalo likusonyezera, phunziroli lidzakudziwitsani mwachangu komanso mosavuta mfundo zonse ndi zotheka pamasewerawa. Mupeza momwe zimakhalira zosavuta kupanga zida zamisala, monga choponyera ufa, chopopera chabubblegum, kapena uta wowombera mtima. Mudzamvetsetsanso kuti ndikofunikira kusamalira mbuzi, i.e. kudya ndi kupumula nthawi zonse. Mudzayamikira izi makamaka mumayendedwe opulumuka.
Palibe malamulo a physics omwe amagwira ntchito mu GoatZ. Madivelopa amanenanso kuti nsikidzi zomwe zimachitika pafupipafupi, kusawongolera bwino komanso kuwonongeka kosiyanasiyana pamasewera ndimwadala komanso mwachibadwa. Mwamwayi, pali batani la respawn lomwe nthawi zonse limakubwezerani kumalo anu oyambira kumanda. Kupha Zombies ndi nkhani. Zomwe muyenera kuchita ndikuwamenya ndi nyanga kangapo kapena kuwamenya mwamphamvu. Zombie iliyonse imaponyanso zida zina, monga chakudya kapena ubongo wake, zomwe mungadye kuti mupulumutse moyo wanu. Mumataya mumayendedwe opulumuka, pomwe mumawerengera tsiku lililonse.
Pali njira zingapo zopulumutsira. Monga tanenera kale, ndikofunikira kutsatira moyo wabwino, kuyang'ana zida ndi zaluso kapena kumaliza ntchito zosiyanasiyana. Nthawi iliyonse mukafa, mumayambiranso. Zombies zokha komanso kusowa kwa chakudya kungaphe mbuzi. Komabe, ziyenera kudziwidwa kuti ngati mutagwa kuchokera kutalika kwa mamita khumi pa konkriti kapena kuwomberedwa kuchokera ku cannon, palibe chomwe chingakuchitikireni.
Mawonekedwe wamba amapereka zosangalatsa kwambiri. Mbuzi imakhala yosafa mwanjira iyi, ndipo chifukwa cha izi mutha kufufuza zonse zomwe zingatheke ndi ngodya za mzinda wonse ndikupeza zida zatsopano. Kwa ine, GoatZ ndiyopambana pamasewera opumula komanso openga. Simufunikanso kuziganizira kwambiri kapena kuchita khama mwanjira ina iliyonse. Mbuzi nayonso ndiyosavuta kulamulira. Muli ndi zokometsera zenizeni ndi mabatani angapo ochitapo omwe muli nawo.
Mutha kupeza masewerawa mu App Store ma euro asanu, omwe ndiotsika mtengo. Kumbali ina, GoatZ imapereka chisangalalo chokwanira chomwe simudzatopa nacho mosavuta. Ngati ndinu m'modzi mwa anthu openga omwe amakonda kunyoza malamulo afizikiki, kukonda zoyeserera ndikupeza zatsopano, masewerawa adzakusangalatsani. Ingoganizirani zida zothandizira. Mutha kusewera GoatZ kuchokera ku iPhone 4S, iPad 2 kapena iPod touch m'badwo wachisanu. Ndikufunirani nthawi yabwino.
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