Peter Šourek Chuck Norris. Mukufuna kulemba zambiri? Chodabwitsa ichi chazaka zingapo zapitazi, zomwe nthano zambiri zimanenedwa kuti zidzadzaza mabuku angapo, zakopa dziko lonse lapansi. Ndipo anthu akusangalala. Chifukwa chake, sizosadabwitsa kuti chodabwitsachi chafikanso pa ma iDevices athu okondeka.
Lachisanu latha chiyambireni masewerawa Chuck Norris: Bweretsani Zowawa! lofalitsidwa ndi kampaniyo Ludigames, kutetezedwa ndi Gameloft. Komabe, ndidasewera tsopano, pomwe Czech Republic idamizidwa mu Chuck Norris mania chifukwa cha T-Mobile.
Nditayamba masewerawa, zidandikumbutsa ntchito zoyambirira za Chuck, makamaka makanema Kusowa pochita, komabe, zadzaza ndi mphekesera za wosewera wa B-level uyu. Masewerawa akuyenera kusangalatsa, koma amapambana?
Nkhaniyi ndi yophweka. Zimayamba pomwe Chuck Norris adazungulira dziko lapansi kuti adzigunda pamutu. Zotsatira zake, adataya luso lake lonse, koma adaperekedwa kuti apulumutse ogwidwa ndi "oipa". Iye sakanatha, choncho anapita kunkhalango kuti apulumutse anthu osalakwa. Nkhaniyi ndi yosavuta, koma imakhala yovuta pakapita nthawi. Sindikunena zambiri, koma pang'ono. Izi zitha kupangidwa kale kukhala chopunthira cholimba cha "sukulu yakale", koma mwanjira ina sizigwira ntchito pano.
Zochulukirapo kapena zochepa, masewerawa adapangidwa mwanjira yomenyera zomwe mukuwona (kapena kuwombera) ndikumasula ogwidwa. Izo sizinali zoyipitsitsabe. Choyipa kwambiri ndi masewera. Ngakhale masewerawa adadutsa pafupifupi matembenuzidwe asanu ndi anayi, olembawo sanathe kusintha zowongolera. Chifukwa chake ngati mutayika chokokera kumanzere, mulibe mwayi, Chuck sangasunthe. Ndinaganiza kuti zikhoza kukhala dala, popeza Chuck wamkulu sasuntha monga "mnyamata" wina amamuuza kutero, koma ndiye chifukwa chiyani amagulitsa? Msomali wina mu bokosi lolingaliridwa la kuwongolera ndi zina zophatikizira. Nthawi zambiri pamafunika kugwiritsa ntchito accelerometer, koma sindinapeze njira yosinthira kulikonse. Mukungogona, mukudula adani, ndipo mwadzidzidzi muyenera kukhala pansi, chifukwa simugwiritsa ntchito kupendekera kumanzere ndi kumanja, koma mmwamba ndi pansi. Batani limodzi lokha lomwe limagwiritsidwa ntchito pama tactiles onse. Chifukwa chake, ndikufuna kudziwa momwe zinthu zomwe Chuck amasonkhanitsa pamasewera amagwiritsiridwa ntchito.
Mulingo uliwonse umapangidwa pamfundo yofikira kuchokera kumanzere kupita kumanja (mpaka pamalo ena). Nthawi zina pamakhala kumenyana ndi asilikali ambiri kapena bwana wamkulu wa msinkhu, womwe umatchedwa "zovuta", ngakhale izi sizowona. Masewerawa sanandifunse zavutoli, ndipo ndizoseketsa, titero. Autosave imakhala nthawi iliyonse, simubwerera m'mbuyo, ngakhale mutaphedwa patali kwambiri. Lili ndi ubwino ndi kuipa kwake. Mumagonjetsa bwana wamkulu wa msinkhu kwa nthawi yoyamba ndipo ngati akuphani, palibe chomwe chimachitika, muli pafupi ndi iye (osangogwira ntchito kwa bwana wa msinkhu). Ngakhale ndizowona kuti ndizosatheka kufa pamlingo womwe nthawi yake imakhala pafupifupi mphindi 2-5, ndipo ngati mutero, zimangochitika chifukwa chakusawongolera bwino.
Sindingafotokoze mwatsatanetsatane za lingaliro la magawo, koma ngakhale atasiyidwa kupita kumanja, ndiye kuti mumathamangira ku chinthu chimodzi. Pamphindi 2-5, mumatha pafupifupi theka la miniti kuyang'ana adani atayima patsogolo panu ndikulankhulana. Ndikunena "chinachake" chifukwa mawu ofotokozera omwe ali pamwamba pa mitu yawo amatha mofulumira kuposa chakudya cha m'mudzi waku Chile.
Zojambula, masewera ndi avareji. Chuck amawoneka bwino kumasulira (ngakhale pa iPhone 4) ndi makanema ojambula pamanja si zoipa. Mwachitsanzo, pamene akuponya mdani pa windshield ya iDevice. Koma nthawi zambiri pamakhala vuto. Mukakanikiza batani, Chuck amachita chinachake, koma simukudziwa, chifukwa chophimba ndi chisokonezo.
Ndimakonda kuzimitsa phokoso nditatha kusewera kwakanthawi, chifukwa nyimboyo ili pamlingo wa AY-3-8910 chip pa ZX Specter yakale, yokhala ndi mayendedwe ochulukirapo ndipo ikuwoneka ngati yopanda mchere, yopanda pake. Sichimawonetsa momwe masewerawa alili, simagunda ngati opunthira ena. Ndikungopangira kuzimitsa.
Nkhani yaying'ono yokha ndi yosungirako. Tsiku lotsatira ndinafuna kupitiriza ndipo mwadzidzidzi ndinabwerera mu mlingo woyamba m'malo mwa khumi ndi awiri pamene ndinasiyira dzulo. Sindikudziwa ngati zili zomveka kuti ndidutsenso masewerawa.
Sindidzangotsutsa. Masewerawa alinso ndi chinthu chimodzi chofunika kwambiri. Monga ndanenera poyamba, amayesa "parody" Chuck Norris, kotero ndi interspersed ndi mawu English za chimphona ichi. Izi zimawoneka pakati pa milingo komanso ngati mwaphedwa. Komabe, ngati mukufuna kugula masewerawa chifukwa cha zolengeza, ndikanakonda kupangira tsamba lililonse lokhudzana ndi zolengeza za Chuck Norris.
Chinthu chinanso chimapangitsa masewerawa kukhala osangalatsa ndipo pafupifupi ndinaiwala kuzitchula. Mutha kujambula chithunzi cha aliyense, ngakhale abwana, ndikuyika chithunzicho pa adani anu, zomwe zimapangitsa masewerawa kukhala osokoneza kwambiri. Tsoka ilo, sindinayese izi, ndinalibe kulimba mtima.
Masewerawa akhoza kukhala odabwitsa kwambiri ngati opanga adagwira ntchito pazowongolera ndikuwongolera nyimbo pang'ono. Ngati, ngakhale chigamulo changa, mukumva ngati mukuchigula, mutha kutero ma euro 0,79 apa.
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PS: Ngati sindilemba chilichonse kwa Jablíčkár, ndiye kuti Chuck Norris andipeza ndikundilanga chifukwa cha ndemangayi. Pomaliza ndimawona kukankhira kwake pafupi osati kuchokera mumlengalenga.
kuti PS ndi mawu omaliza abwino pankhaniyi .. :-)
Ndidaseweranso masewerawa kuti ndiyesedwe ndipo ndidawakonda kwambiri :) ndiwotsitsimula kwambiri poyerekeza ndi masewera wamba, omwe amakhala oyenererana ndi zithunzi komanso zochitika zamasewera :-D iyi ikukupangitsani kuseka :)
Kodi Chuck Norris ndi T-Mobile akufanana chiyani?
Mwachitsanzo izi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1E_-lVujMg
Ndinasangalala ndi masewerawo. M2 mwiniwake amakonda masewerawa kwambiri, ndizochititsa manyazi kuti ndi lalifupi
Tsoka ilo, ndatopa ndi masewera ngati Final Fight, Double Dragon, etc., pamene pamapeto pake amalola emulators mu AppStore ndipo ndimatha "kukumbukira".